Fat Guy in a Little Coat

Hanna (my sister): "Faaat guy in a liiittle sweater"
Me: It's not sweater, it's jacket.
Hanna: No, it's sweater.
Me: Noooo, jacket.

A few days later....
Me: Hey Dustin (my hubby), how does that song go from Tommy Boy? It's "Fat guy in a little jacket" right?
Dustin: No, it's coat.
Me: No way, jacket.
Dustin: Betch ya monster cookies it's coat.
Me: Done
Hanna: "Faaat guy in a liiiittle COAT!"

At least the story finished with a scrumptious ending :)